I try to keep in shape, I go to the gym.  I noticed something unusual:  Some of the “Trainers” are not in the best shape and they still have the guts to be trainers.  Funny, don’t you think? Lol.  

“Trainer”:  Can I offer you some training tips?

Guy: No, it is ok. Thank you.

Guy thinking:  Uh?  He is the one that needs some fitness tips, or a diet. LOL